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Theresa: Hello?
Carolyn: What? Who are you?
Theresa: I am Her Serene Highness Princess Theresa Gustava Bonaventura of Liechtenstein, Countess of Sponheim and Protector Extraordinary of the Cantons of Nimes! Who are you?
Carolyn (humbly): Call me Carolyn.
Theresa: Are you in charge? What is the meaning of this intolerable delay?
Carolyn: I am so sorry, Your Highness. I am – I’m just interrogating the captain and when I find out, I assure you –
Theresa: The captain? What has it to do with the captain?
Carolyn: Well, he’s the one flying the plane.
Theresa: Of course he is. Round and round in circles.
Carolyn: Exactly! And when I’ve found out why –
Theresa: On my command.
Carolyn: O-on your... Sorry?
Theresa: While we wait and we wait and we wait for you to arrive.
Carolyn: For me? Why?
Theresa: To receive us, of course. We are the King and Princess of Liechtenstein. Do you think we’d simply land in any old airport without reception, without having it swept for assassins?
Carolyn: I do, I-I do apologise. I... assassins?
Theresa: Yes! Now sweep for those assassins, and once you are sure there aren’t any, you may call us back.
Carolyn: I think I can be fairly sure, even now...
Theresa: CALL US BACK!
Carolyn: Yes, yes, Your Highness.
[Sat comm call ends.]
25 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #cabin pressure #queue 
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6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #!!!!! #cuteness overload 
breathtakingdestinations:

Bonn - Germany (von HarryBo73)

breathtakingdestinations:

Bonn - Germany (von HarryBo73)

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

21 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

shuhannazy:

Poetic (X)

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
plays

lyndez:

engelen:

This is my classical animation film. It’s about a guy who has to get out of the shower multiple times to answer the phone. Basically, I said “if I’m going to have to draw the same thing every day for the next 4 months, I might as well make it something I want to draw.” Hence all the muscles and stuff. Hope you like it (please share it if you do).

ohmygod

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

image

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

running-right-off-the-track:

David Tennant in Much Ado About Nothing

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Happy 43rd Birthday David Tennant! (April 18th, 1971)

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

New icon and such.

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #it was time for a change i guess #my boyfriend claims that i look like this thing so 

post-impressionisms:

I love art - no.47

Konstantin Razumov, Russian  (1860—1939).

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

theonewholookedback:

madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

I’m dead

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

2 days ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #accurate #queue