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shehasathree:

kanthia:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.
But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.
What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures?But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.
Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

the commentary!

shehasathree:

kanthia:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.

But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.

What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures?

But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.

Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

the commentary!

2 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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findingfitnessforme:

marinashutup:

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? - marinashutup

Yes. Yes. Yes. All of the above yes. Dear lord Jesus yes. An infinity of yesses. Watch this. Take a moment to reflect. And realize this video is fucking gold.

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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lotrlockedwhovian:

bemusedlybespectacled:

WAISTCOAT. DRESS.

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*heavy breathing* its wearable outside of cosplay events. *breathing intensifies*

3 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.

7 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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steampunktendencies:

Julie Dillon

20 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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cafiffle:

hey I painted one
The Fool circa Assassin’s Quest

cafiffle:

hey I painted one

The Fool circa Assassin’s Quest

22 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #lovely #rote #q 

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #lol #q 
breathtakingdestinations:

Wiesbaden - Germany (von marfis75)

breathtakingdestinations:

Wiesbaden - Germany (von marfis75)

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q 
1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #good #q 
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #yep #i miss my cat #q 
literatureloveaffair:

In the post: The Giver Quartet by Lois LowryOh my god it’s so pretty. Props to bookmad for posting a photo of it a few weeks back making me need it like air. 

literatureloveaffair:

In the post: The Giver Quartet by Lois Lowry
Oh my god it’s so pretty. Props to bookmad for posting a photo of it a few weeks back making me need it like air. 

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #WANT #q 
pridefulvanity:

In today’s episode of uselessly gendered items - ear plugs for women. Because you can’t stick a piece of plastic in your ear unless it’s pink and the box has a flower on it. 

pridefulvanity:

In today’s episode of uselessly gendered items - ear plugs for women. Because you can’t stick a piece of plastic in your ear unless it’s pink and the box has a flower on it. 

1 day ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q #also it's probably more expenssive than the regular edition 
monkey-d-louis:

Brothers. 
Couldn’t decide on what colour to make Luffy’s shirt. His traditional red, or orange, the shirt he wore at Marineford. Twitter peeps decided for me. 

monkey-d-louis:

Brothers. 

Couldn’t decide on what colour to make Luffy’s shirt. His traditional red, or orange, the shirt he wore at Marineford. Twitter peeps decided for me. 

1 day ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #;_; #q #one piece 

tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]

Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s

2 days ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #omg #q